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A girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their peniisses?"
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"Yes, dear," replies her mother."But then when I have a baby wont it knock all my teeth out?"
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Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet

Boy : Ok Baby

Girl : Do It Now Pls

Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain

Girl : ......................
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One Guy Rapes a Girl and asks What will you say to your Lover now ?

Girl :- I'll tell him that you have Raped me twice.
Man :- But, I Raped you only Once.
Girl :- You are not yet Tired!!!
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Newtons 3 Scientific $EX Laws

1. A Hole Always Attracts a Pole.
2. Length of Pole is Equal To Depth of Hole.
3. Up Down Motion Releases a Lotion which increases Population without calculation.
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Jhonny jhonny yes papa............................ fu*king girls yes papa ....................................... using condom no papa getting AIDS he.he
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*One*

*Special*

*Surprise 4 u*

Close ur eyes!


10

9

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5

4

3

2

1

you CHEAT!

you didn't close your eyes.



so no surprise.
HEHE!!
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Question Asked In a Talent Test-

"If U Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters,How U Recognize Ur WIFE".?



The Best Answer- "Why Should I".?
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(Before arrange marriage)Mother:do u like Robin?
Daughter: not really,he is too fat.
Mother:so what,look sweety,however a tv 15 or 17 inches may be,but the Remote is always 6 inch.
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Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds and ordered a DOSA but Mr. McDonalds refused...

Since that day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!
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(,") Why
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,LL "SMS" u??


worry??


Miss??


love??


boring??



Want to know??



cz..

just want to show my handphone have many $$..
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There r 3 Roosters
1 normal,1 abnormal & 1 gay.

Normal: "Cock-a-doodle-doo!!"
Abnormal: "Doodle-cock-a-dooo!!"
Gay: "Any-cock-will-dooo"
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Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT

MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Cant Touch My Cheeks
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