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Brush teeth
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
admin Funny
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I dremt of U
Last nyt i drmt of U...
This morng my 1st thght ws U...
I thght abt U whole day..
I think i lyk U...
2mro il think abt V!
nxt dy,abt W!!& den abt X,Y&Z!!!
guest Funny
1.5 / 5 (2 votes)
TEST UR ENGLISH
Who said ENglish is easy,fill this blank with YES or NO 1.___I dont have a brain. 2.___I dont have sense. 3.___I am stupid.
guest Funny
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siapa tolak saya?!
Life is difficult,
Full of trials,
Sorrow,
Pain,
but once u fall down, just stand up straight, be confidence & say......
" SIAPA TOLAK SAYA ?!?! "
admin Funny
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When u sent sms
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
admin Funny
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Want u
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin
admin Funny
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sex
What women think about sex? At age 8 ignore it. At 18 experienc it. At 28 look for it. At 38 ask for it. At 48 beg for it. At 58 pay for it. At 68 pray for it. At 78 forget it.
admin Funny
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Delete
Hi. Sorry 2 disturb u at this time in Nite. If u r awake and free, could u please do me a favour, Please delete this msg and sleep. Good night .... Swt dreams
guest Funny
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Dam True
a very very true thought !!
"whenever i wanna fall in love with my books....
my bed falls in love wid me"
n i do believe, love the one who loves you !!
isn't it ? :D
admin Funny
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Lovers
Girl:-If we get married stop smoking... Boy:-Ok! Girl:-Drinking too.. Boy:-Ok!! Girl:-And going to the night club too... Boy:-Yes... Girl:-What else can you leave? Boy:-The idea of marrying you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guest Funny
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PEPSI
Girl- Wanna have Pepsi
Boy-Sure
wat is PEPSI
P Please E Insert P PENIS S Slowly I Inside
guest Funny
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Please do it
I want 2 tel u sometin.
Pls dnt misunderstand me.
Pls do it sincerely.
pls wear a helmet wen walkin,
coz empty thins lyt ur head broke easily!!
guest Funny
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Ghosts
Flowers dies Stories ends Songs fades Memories r forgotten All things comes 2 end But people like u always remain 4ever Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!
admin Funny
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Funny
Because of absence
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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Funny
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY MOSQUITO !!!!
